Appropriate Meal Hours

For no reason other than clarification and public information, I am designating appropriate meal hours and their corresponding social implications:

5:00 am – 10:30 am Breakfast for the working class and elderly
8:30 am – 11:00 am Brunch for young and middle-aged white people, primarily weekends
11:00 am – 1:30 pm Lunch for the working class
12:30 pm – 3:30 pm The first meal of the day, “lunch”, for the extremely busy and college students/musicians/drug users, snacking for American fatties
4:00 pm – 5:59 pm Dinner for the elderly, socially avoidant, lunch for unemployed alcoholics/severe drug users
6:00 pm – 7:00 pm Dinner for the plebians
7:00 pm – 8:00 pm Dinner for the productive
8:00 pm – 10:30 pm Dinner for the cultured, young and beautiful
10:30 pm – 1:00 am Dinner for the extremely productive, heavy drug users, late night fattie snacking
12:00 am – 5:00 am Meal to heal the body from whatever was just done to it, late-night loneliness consolation food binging